In this episode, we look at the miniature wargames Warmachine and Hordes. We discuss our first impressions, for Chris and Yujiro, second impressions, for Lyal and Wayne, and whether we’ll play the games again.

If Privateer Press ever gets tired of the motto “Play Like You’ve Got a Pair”, here are a few suggested alternatives in the same spirit:

• Ladies Need Not Apply
• Men’s Time!
• You’ll Die Alone
• With an Apartment Filled with Miniatures, Dating Is Not Your Priority
• Play Like It’s the 1950s
• You’ll Have a Better Chance Meeting Women at Prison Than Across a Wargaming Table
• Femiwhat?
• All Sausage All the Time
• Girls Have Cooties
• Games Workshop Is for Women (and a lot of Men).